You do sound grumpy, and demanding.
"Fun threads" do come into existence and are long because they are popular. Thread drift on a thread like this one, which had amusement as its primary purpose, is inevitable.
I suggest you look at the links at the end of each and every message, especially "Mute this Topic," as it's not up to the cohort to manage your e-mail for you when the tools are already in your hands. Learn to use them.
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Many are under the gross misapprehension that the Constitution is a cage and a laundry-list rather than a framework upon which great things have been and still will be built. Many things that are entirely Constitutional are not "in the Constitution," but are allowed under it.